Jor's MOVIE REVIEW of the THING: TROY!!!

[Tr3s]

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[Joranthalus]

sculpey, might be because of this little Hippity-hop thing brad pitt does to kill people... See, i waited for the trailers to end to go get my popcorn (i didn't want to miss anything good) stood in line for about 10 minutes, then came back in and Brad was running at this guy and he does this hippity hop thing. So, at first i'm thinking, that was kinda cool, maybe this movie won't be so bad...

Then he does it another dozen times thoughout the movie...

so yeah, maybe it was that, or the other thousands of gay things about the film...

[Street Worm]

hahahahahahahahaha
hahaha.......

knew it-

"do you like movies about gladiators?" [img]graemlins/wilted.gif[/img]

[Moviemaniac4]

I still don't get how they will bring a big horse without realizing it was a trap.......morons

[Cemetery Can]

I haven't seen it, and I haven't really been very enthused about seeing it. I did hear that Eric Bana did a notable job.

Speaking of movies, have you guys seen Roger Ebert lately? I caught part of his show the other day, woah he's changed.

[The Mighty Wolf]

Moviemaniac4, it's a myth, like everything esle before the 19th century... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Some dared to have had compared this to Gladiator!

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 23, 2004 10:45 AM: Message edited by: The Mighty Wolf ]</font>

[Leegeta]

The first time i saw Troy, i liked it, and no,it wasn't because there were a ton of half naked guys, i always like Greek History.

I saw it the second time and i had all of you guys in mind "God the movie is gay" and watching it again, i was laughing, because you do see some parts where the camera view is underneath the soliders skirt. But that's how they dressed and that's what really happpened.

Your all just mad because you didn't get to see much tits. Well, you know what, you have plenty of movies to enjoy that stuff. Very rarely girls get to see hot looking guys half naked through a movie so shut your hole and enjoy the movie [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Joranthalus]

Greek history? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

I'm not mad about anything, tits or no, that movie was fucking ridiculously hysterical!

"Let it burn! Let if burn! Mwuhahahahaha!"

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[The Mighty Wolf]

My problem is not that Troy is Gay... it's characters were flat (with the exception of Bana) and it just didn't want to move on with the plot...

[Slytherin Snape]

Originally posted by Leegeta:
The first time i saw Troy, i liked it, and no,it wasn't because there were a ton of half naked guys, i always like Greek History.

Your all just mad because you didn't get to see much tits. Well, you know what, you have plenty of movies to enjoy that stuff. Very rarely girls get to see hot looking guys half naked through a movie...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thought you didn't care about the "hot looking guys half naked through a movie" aspect of the film. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Wonder why "half-naked" picts of Brad Pitt and references to his "rock hard body" keep popping up in any Troy thread you post in then? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

Haven't seen any posts from you discussing the historical accuracies and inaccuracies of Greek society, life and warfare as portrayed in the film. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 23, 2004 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Slytherin Snape ]</font>